Allow me to introduce myself

This is so out of my little box for me! I have always been the type of person who was much better with writing my thoughts than expressing them verbally, but blogging is so not my thing, until now I guess. I don't believe that anyone is really going to give a shit what I write in my blog, because for the most part I am boring with a boring life, but I fill the void by trying to be witty, sarcastic and judgemental and those my friends are just my good qualities. 

How boring you ask, I am married with two kids and I am a stay at home mom, yes that boring. I've had this gig for about year, I have watched so much PBS kids and Disney I am regressing and Maury's DNA results and wild teen sluts shows are making me dumber. My hubby must have heard my silent cries of boardness (that's a word right) So he got me this lap top over the weekend. What do non working people do online all day (besides porn) So I am already so sick of baby bump watch on gossip sites and I am too damned old for Myspace (yes 30 is too old for Myspace, people, but yes I still have a page anyway for networking purposed, what a joke), I don't really have any friends to chat with (i've been known to keep it a little too real, so most of my friends think I am too abrasive, those bitches). 

So I thought why keep all these cheery rainbows and sunshine thoughts to myself. Why not share my shitty, but at times comical personality with those who may listen.

I guess this blogs is about me and my thoughts, some of my lame poetry, cool songs i like, my obsession with reality television(i know ya'll saw the Flavor of love reunion last night) and any other wacky shit I can come up with.

Disclaimer- Please excuse my misspelled words and typos as I am too lazy for spellcheck and above proofreading!